A Letter to The House v.1

I'm writing this with regards to H.R.1161 -

I mean this with no disrespect, but what in the world is this garbage? Surely, the "Red, White, and Blueland Act of 2025" can't be a serious proposal? The fact that it can even be considered as such would be laughable in any political climate other than the one (read as "dystopian fever dream") that we find ourselves in today. In fact, I only became aware of this issue from an internet meme, and I had to search for myself because surely it couldn't have been real (wishful thinking, I suppose).

Honestly, and again I mean no disrespect when I say this, but certainly there must be more pressing issues at hand to discuss in the House, and bills more worth putting to consideration, than this sort of jingoist "popularity contest" gibberish? It strikes me that some of your colleagues may have forgotten the solemnity implied by such a high station in the government of this country insofar as they have opted to bow down in worship of the President and to propose bills intended solely to curry favor with him. Especially when taken into consideration, along with H.R.1395 (which itself reads as though it were mandating a nationwide birthday party for President Trump merely by the coincidence of his birth), it truthfully feels as though the members of the House of Representatives are engaged in an effort to make the President notice them, as though by doing enough favors and completing certain tasks then they might be entitled to some gold star or victory in a reality television series.

Frankly, sir, I am sick and tired of watching my LGBT friends live in fear and uncertainty for their lives and livelihoods as legislation is proposed to strip away the rights they have long fought for, and as they are continually dehumanized by the administration and by the same constituents who, I imagine, are the audience intended to be won over by the "Red, White, and Blueland Act of 2025." To even entertain such a pointless bill while ignoring ongoing injustices towards this nation's LGBT communities is to spit in the eye of the very idea that the government has the interests of its people in mind behind those doors of the House.

A letter to my local Representative. He'll never read it, of course-- Some aide will screen it, or perhaps some AI model designed to weed out letters from "the crazies" out there. Despite having carefully censored all of my more "colorful" language and deliberately edited it down to be as concise as possible while still (hopefully) maintaining the ever present sense of "What in the Kentucky Fried Fuck is going on in DC?" that I set out to convey.

But he'll never read it. Even if he does, the man is 76 years old. If he understands what a "me me" is I'll be stunned. But no, he's set for life: sitting in a cushy chair and listening to meetings. Though, at least a cursory glance at his actions give a bit of hope that at least he might be better than others. Seeing as he's acted on a lot of issues protecting contraceptives, abortion, etc. But still... I can't shake the feeling that these public servants have forgotten that they serve the public. They've forgotten that they work for us and instead want to continue handing out their participation trophies and sucking the shriveled cocks of the people above them.

Seriously. For fucks sake. H.R.1395 - "To amend title 5, United States Code, to designate Trump's Birthday and Flag Day as a legal public holiday."

Fine: the tiny man in a big suit wants to feel like a big important and the most special boy in the world? He wants everyone to cheer and celebrate his birthday? Fucking fine. But at least give it to us under the pretenses of "Flag Day" (and, while you're at it, fucking tell me why June 14th is "Flag Day" without looking it up first. I'll wait) -- To fucking put it forth as specifically "Trump's Birthday and Flag Day"? Eat shit, Claudia Tenney. Suck it straight out of Drumpf's asshole next time you're down there kissing the ring. Maybe, just maybe, if you simp hard enough... Maybe then daddy will forget that in 2022 you said a nice thing about the gays. Maybe, just maybe, if you buy that Tier 4 sub, he'll remember your name next time he sees you, and then you too can be the worlds most special-est person.

Fucking parade of sycophants, boot lickers, and ass kissers. Gotta know, though: Are we "great" yet?